Kids definitely say the funniest things. We've been keeping track of some of Noah's funny sayings or statements. Here are a few "Noah(isms)" :)
“God didn’t make girls.” [Me: "Who did?"] “Not me!”
"Brenton, Ernie heered you. He's going to fly back to the North Pole and tell Santa you're not being a good listener." [Ernie is our Elf on the Shelf]
"I'm going to tell Santa I've been a good listener and won't pull his beard."
[When asked to do something] "I don't knooooooow, but we will seeeeeeeee..."
Eric: "Noah, I'm going to put Brenton to bed, so you can stay in here on the bed and watch TV until I get back....but stay on the bed.....Deal?"
Noah: "Capiche" (Ka-peesh)
This was totally out the blue. He likes watching Full House sometimes, so I guess he's picked up on Michelle Tanner saying that to Uncle Jesse. HAHA!
[Before leaving for school one morning]: "I'm going to hug my Christmas tree bye."
[While getting him situated in his carseat]: "Don't buckle my pen*s!"
[While climbing the stairs at school carrying his blanket, lunch box and art work]: "My hands are busy. I got too much stuff."
"Daddy you're my best friend...can I watch Spiderman on your iPad?"
"I'm a big giant. Elmo Rocky Top. You see my jersey?"
"Mommy you made me sad. You broke my feelings."
"You can put it on my tab." [We finally figured out this was a line from a Charlie Brown movie!]
[While using the restroom]: "You can't come to my winter palace!"
[While catching me get in the shower]: "You have a BIG bottom!" [Gee...thanks, Noah. Luckily I laughed about this and he then thought I was crazy AND had a big bottom].
[While receiving his goodie bag at church and noticing the writing (NOAH) on the bag]: "My God wrote my name!"
“B…I know you like me!”
“Look at me…look at me…look at me.” [Noah is ALL ABOUT eye contact when speaking to you]
“Excuse me please. Excuse me please.”
“Let’s go on an adventure!”
[While playing with Buzz and Woody]: “What’s my name, Buzz? Woody Andrew!” [Andrew is Noah's uncle]
“I love you B Russell.”
“My brother’s my best friend.”
[While pretending to go to work]: “I’m the mama. I’m going to work. Now, cry.”
“We don’t share our germs.”
“Close your eyes…I gotta prize for you.” [He means "surprise"]
“Thumbs up or thumbs down? Thumbs up! I’m happy because I love my mommy, daddy, baby brother and doggie.”
"Laster night" and "Yester year"
The following are some school notes from his teachers written on his daily sheet:
*Ava was upset today and Noah was so sweet to her. He blew her a kiss and told her "it's going to be okay."
*Noah is a social butterfly. He plays with lots of different friends.
*Noah is well liked by everyone. Sometimes we ask the children what their favorite part of the day was and lots of them always say, "Playing with Noah."
*After we read Noah’s Ark, Noah told me he didn’t build the Ark. It was the other Noah.
*Noah enjoyed chasing girls on the playground today!
*Noah is very energetic!
Noah also loves "Show & Tell" days. So far Noah has taken the following items: Smokey that sings Rocky Top, Buzz Lightyear, Sheriff Woody, Grover, Santa Bear, Tom & Jerry, Spiderman, jingle bells, favorite books, and several other special items. There have been other things, but I these are the ones I remember off the top of my head.